why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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There's a god, just kidding.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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