- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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