What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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full house

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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a man said hi.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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