Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

Fox News.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

women's rights.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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