- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Jacob Edwards has friends

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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