What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

Womens rights !

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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baby seal walks into a club

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

u jelly?

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

Jacob Edwards has friends

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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