What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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