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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

Jesus was a good guy

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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