Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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Top Gear USA

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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This one sucks!

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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