I love pissing people off :P

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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Not a joke.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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meh

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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Smeg...

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Joke.

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pee

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whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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