A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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Republicans

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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