a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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WHAT????

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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