- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Sarah Palin

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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