A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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TOBUSCUS

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Homosexuals are gay.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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Anti Joke

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