- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Romans rights.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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