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Obama

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Flop dog

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

One below was by me: Walter H

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