What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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