Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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