why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Sac

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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This sentence is false.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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