What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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The person below me is weird.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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What's big and white?

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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