Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

No.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

Gay's

Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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