A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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