- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

you know whats funny... nothing.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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