how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Penis

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Breast cancer.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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