- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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