How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Knock, Knock Come in

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

civil rights

That's what she didn't say

At least I dont have AIDS.

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