What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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My penis is big... not.

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How come grilled cheese?

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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