- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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