How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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what happens every day? People die

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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Knock, Knock ...

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Ju... Just why?

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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