- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

A women's opinion.

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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