Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

What black and has children A black man

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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