Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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Black People.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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