- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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