- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Dylan is gay

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

brandon ya twwat

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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