Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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A Jew! Bless you.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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