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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

a man is running away

Dylan is a person

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

woman's rights

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Charlotte Bobcats

Psychics.

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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