- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

Once upon a cross

what do u call a apple a apple

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

What's brown and sticky? A stick

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

TIMMAH!

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

fava beans

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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