- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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