When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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What is White over Black? Society.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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