Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Knock knock. Racism.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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