- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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