Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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I ponder

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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