Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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