- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

A women walks into a kitchen.

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

Whats white and sticky fluff

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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