- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

Black Friday

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

Womens Rights.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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