Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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Woman Rights

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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