- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

David Silberberg is gay

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

Snooki

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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