Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What black and has children A black man

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

Roey Jegen

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

Abortion

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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