whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Poop!!

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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