- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

You're welcome!

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

I Have a Black Friend

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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