What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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woman's rights

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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