- Anti Joke

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Knock knock. Come in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dusters blow stuff.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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