A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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A white person at Harvard

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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Gingers.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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