What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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