- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Butt poop.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

girls basketball

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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