Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

TELL

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

Anti Joke

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