How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

i dont like chris

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

A blind man walks into a wall.

Blake wilkeys hair style

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

John Stamos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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