whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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you

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Bob dole

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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