- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

I'll be back. Please use the door.

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

I just found out i have cancer.

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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