how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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hello anomonous

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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The Game

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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