- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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