i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Davey Peterson.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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homework

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