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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Knock Knock opens the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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