If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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elen degeneres is straight....

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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how may i help you

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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Agent 47.

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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