Chicken penis.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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No, Trinidad.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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